Wow, I said all of that stuff? Christ, I'm a fuckwipe. No wonder you all think I'm an asshole!
But email me if anyone wants them, complete with 80's commercials and damnedably crisp and audio-friendly.
I'll send them to you and I'll give you a reciept to let you know HOW MUCH YOU FUCKERS OWE ME!
where Roddy is talking to the statue of Optimus Prime and his head starts moving really weird, like he's trying to suck one off.
Hopeful, but cynical. And beer will help it go down better, I'm sure.
What mess? You can hardly call free food a mess! I left 3/4 of a pizza there on the table, and BELIEVE me, I thought about taking it when I left. That pizza would have fed me for two days... left out overnight or not. And bottles? There was maybe 8... at least they weren't half full! I'm goint to kick your roommate's ass, Prowl... AND I'm gonna touch all of his models!
SK has just had a bit too many chili dogs and didn't want you to be around when he started making stinkies. :-P
I've come across this site to showcase to you the utter badassdom of one of the most integral and utterly inimitable characters of the Tranformers history and THEN some.
Fuck, I've said Death's Head about 40 times in this post.
(and the fact that he beat the shit out of his own troops half the time)
You could even be Wheelie.
I can't get laid IRL? Ask around.
I wonder where I got this nice streak from. Didn't I used to be a jerk? Where are my critics when I need them?
*puts Badge back in his cage* -_-
I get one good TF question in months and crotchmeister has to butt in...
They don't put Daniel on a leash, because then he couldn't get involved in any wacky hijinks or crazy capers with Wheelie or Grimlock. And if that happened, there would only be about 5 post-movie episodes!
The only REFRIGERATOR you should be concerned about is WILLIAM "The Refrigerator" PERRY of the Chicago Bears. Not only did he get his own G.I. Joe figure, but he also participated in SUPERBOWL XX!
-In response to a question about his plans with the lovely
Impregnate your sister with my demonseed in a preconceived attempt to bring her into closer proximity of my social quarters. (In doing so, closing the proverbial rift between Canada and the US by manufacturing a hybrid child as a symbol that both countries can exist in harmony with one another... kind of like Max and Mirya Sterling)
Getting her back on the workforce, and STAT! That mooch known as your sister has been living of the earnings of your estranged parents for long enough. Time for her to get a job and support me. I'm getting old here.
Educating her further on the more potent aspects of the TF mythos so she can stop asking me stupid questions about why Transformers need mouths in the first place.
My dishes haven't been cleaned in a week, she needs to do that and soon... I'm eating off of paper towels here...
Maybe... MAYBE if she plays her cards right, I will allow her to bond with me in a completely non-religious representation of what some people refer to as marriage. In doing so, I will continue to love and support her in any endeavor she so chooses... as long as it pays my bills and supports my habit of drinking, playing with toys, buying musical equipment and those long, tasking days of playing video games for 12 hours straight. That and she will probably have to get naked before me from time to time in order to keep me from further diseasing the world little baby Carcasses across the globe.
I guess maybe their boobs could be seen poking through the tape holes behind SW's chestplate?
Yes... but thankfully their cute little weapons plug up the holes.
You are dangerously close to Fyreball status. Please ask me plausible questions.
Why does every girl on this board insist on calling me a brat?
much like a leaking dick pulled out too soon... it feels OK, but it doesn't feel like a job well done.
I don't like you. (In response to T1)
well, it's on now... and you aren't. Email me if it's important. Meaning, it can probably wait if your just gonna tell me you got the new Schmi Skywalker soup thermos.
Well first off, there is no god. Glad we got that out in the open AGAIN. No offense to those of you who do believe in God... it's just that I'm not superstitious
Pie is good.
What the absolute HELL are either of you talking about?
just so you know, Ft. Max Buttstuffer... I don't turn on my IM until AFTER I've made my rounds so as not to be interrupted.
By the way, your vocal analyzation was posted on the REGULAR CRAP section of the forum if you want to see my initial perception of your vocal delivery over Mr. Edison's wonderful invention.
Or maybe they are grunts of approval and he likes Galvy on top.
gads... hope they aren't watching "Friends"... the thought of Wreck-Gar in a David Schwimmeresque V-neck sweater just sounds horrific
I bet Rhinox doesn't even wipe his ass.
Vin thinking that being my friend is gonna get him somewhere IN REAL LIFE
I'll crane kick your $hit back to the Cobra Kai dojo so fast you'll think you were Hilary Swank.
Haven't you ever heard of a drunk dial before? Sheesh. I love you too. XOXOXO
uhhh... I don't know, what are you planning? *schedules a vasectomy appointment*
The heart can't bleed when you plug it up with kleenex and Grolsch.
Kind of like when Space Ghost says, "are you getting enough oxygen?" Sort of... maybe... OK, not really.
I just realized how fucking smart I am!
Everyone knows that all womyn on this board are MY property, I just don't see a reason to advertise it anymore since it's all common knowledge.
I've sworn off physical & intimate interaction with them, doesn't mean they can't still do my laundry like the PROPERTY they are. And also make me turkey pot pies.
PIE! WE WANT PIE!
Can you get me a german edition of Mein Kampf? I want to piss on it.